God Has Called Me To Headquarters!

Mr. Gothard called my parents to say that God had called me to work at Headquarters.  My parents asked what God had called me to do there, and Mr. Gothard replied “work in the kitchens.”  I think this may have been the first and only time my parents ever doubted that Mr. Gothard was indeed the mouthpiece of God himself.  My mother replied, “Have you ever tasted {x-ATI Girl’s} cooking?!?”  She tried to hide the panic from her voice.  I wondered if maybe God had called me to work in the mailroom and Mr. Gothard had simply mixed up the rooms.

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4 Responses to “God Has Called Me To Headquarters!”

  1. Mr WordPress Says:

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  2. DragonKat Says:

    God never called me to work at headquarters. I took it personally.

  3. Single_minded Says:

    Good for your parents.

  4. Esbee Says:

    just goes to show that Mr. Bill is but dust.

    and like the little boy hearing that phrase for the first time innocently and wide eyed asks…” Mommy, what’s butt dust?”

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